- I've started riding again. That will explain the decrease in posts. Conclusion from the two weeks of recovery is that not riding bikes leaves time for other activities. Good news is that I will falling back into the social death loop of racing with Superior Morgul Classic this weekend. This is happening only because the crit turns left and I will be able to avoid falling on my right side. I only have one good day of training since the first day of theTour of Gila. I'm planning on surviving.
Most importantly...
- I would like to introduce everyone to my new informal sector based business Buck's Bicycle Riding Service. The business model is simple and outlined below. Any cyclist in Boulder will tell you it will be financially successful.
Target Demographic
- Cyclist with a coach.
- Preferably the same weight as me but I won't be picky.
<-- Nobody likes an angry coach.
How It Works
- Some days you wake up and say, "awe shucks, I really don't want to ride today". Then, you check out the ol' training plan and realize you have four hours to do that day. Despair quickly sets in. You can just see yourself with no energy remaining somewhere two hours north of town.
- Thankfully there is a remedy to the situation! All you have to do is email Buck and I will do the ride for you! That's right, simply hobble over your garmin, workout plan, and your pansy ass to my doorstep and I'll take care of the rest.
- That night you can pick up the Garmin with the fully completed workout ready to go! That means you can be two places at one time. One version of you riding hard in the mountains and the other version day drinking on Pearl Street. I would pay for that.
- Then you can upload that file to your coach and he will say, "good job, great work, e-pat on the back". It's gonna be great.
- I'll even give you a detailed account of how good I felt that day and why I am better than you.
How I get Money/Paid - Option A
- This option is for those that can ride their bikes but choose not to. I really have no respect for that so I'm going to charge you extra money. Your ability to "actually" ride that day will be judged on my doorstep.
- $20/hr of riding.
- Again, what little respect I have of you will diminish to nothing. For sure I'll take your money though.
Option B
- Sometimes people really cannot ride their bikes that day because of time/injury. Sometimes they cannot bear witnessing the face of disappointment on a hardworking coach. It's a pickle that we have all found ourselves in.
- The answer is simple. Just lie (always the best option) and give me your training measurement tool for the day. I'll do any ride for you up to three hours. After that I will be charging time and one half.
- 15/hr of riding.
I'll make it rain
- If I feel like your workout is too hard I'm not going to do it.
- No Pros.
- I reserve the right to become tired and go home mid workout.
- You will also have my day's workout on your Garmin. Just think of it as extra credit.
Contact Info
- Bicycleriderbuck236@gmal.com
- @Buckrider
- 303-Fun-Ride
****This is not a real service. If you drop your Garmin off to my house I will keep it****
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